The String - Tesla

The unknown monster of the house... The string. In case you can't tell, I really don't like this stuff. It appears to be an entire family of species, as I have witnesses many different variations on this simple yet terrible organism. It seems to be in league with the humans. I must look into that to ensure my safety. The humans are very big and powerful, and with a weapon like string in their hands... I shiver at the thought. 

I'm sorry if I have scared you with footage of me and this monster. Rest assured, I am quite safe as long as I have the humans under my command. 

I'm Edison!!!

Hi Hi Hi!!! I'm Tesla's brother, Edison!!! I'm that little orange fluffball with lots of energy! I could bounce around all day after bugs, that it, until I get tired! Tesla told me that he was doing a web series with videos and stuff, and I was like, "yo, man. That's called a vlog." It was HILAROUS!! Anyways, I am really excited to be a movie star, so I thought that it'd be cool to put up a few pictures for fans to meme when I am famous!!!

Here is me when I was a kitten! I was really popular with the lady-cats, until I was nutered. 

Just look at me!!! I have SEVEN toes!!! and I am covered in stripes #flawless!! Well, here is me after my people gave me a bath to get rid of my fleas! I don't know which was worse, the fleas, or the water. 

That's right! that is my brother next to me, soaked too!! #sillycats. Well, GTG!! The humans are home, and I want to go outside and catch spiders!! Catch y'alls later!!!

Tesla Speaking

Hello. I am Tesla, the cat. Yes, I am a very smart cat who happens to live with his very stupid brother, and four humans that are basically slaves to me. I know, right. I don't work, I just lie around all day and wait for the humans to attend to my needs. It is pretty sweet, but because I have much free time, I have decided to record my doings in a web series. 

I have decided that the best way to kick-start my blog would to post some pictures of me. Here is me being held my faviorite human when I was just a kitten. 

Yes, I was an extremely handsome cat then. But don't worry, my loooks have improved with the passing of time. Now, not to scratch my own back, but I think that now I am even more good-looking. 

Now, I have to get back to my nap. Good day to you. My brother might post something, so don't judge me by the company I keep.